A very tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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-Feuer den Ofen an!
-Go Ofen! Gooo!
-Neiiinn du sollst ihn anmachen!
-Hey Ofen! Hast du Heute schon was vor?
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Zitat von SplitTongue
